You took class trips to the Washington monument or Dollywood or a nature preserve. A group of students from Randolph Liberal Arts College in Virginia toured a ho farm. It was part of a course on American consumption and "the ideas that consume us," and, really, where better to catch the consumption than Pahrump, Nevada's Chicken Ranch? Previous trips for the class have included post-Katrina New Orleans, Walt Disney World, and the Civil Rights Memorial Center in Montgomery, Alabama. The whores thing is a first—for madam Debbie Rivenburgh, too, who says she hasn't had a class visit in 21 years of running the gash palace.

Asked about her job, one woman with a "Famous" tittoo, said, "I enjoy giving back what some people don't get in their lives, as far as companionship, time, just the touch of a woman." She's also in real estate, AP adds.

Students peppered the trollops with questions about whether they considered themselves feminists (duh, yes!), whether their clients preferred a particular look (no), or whether they offered military discounts (yes). One pupil asked what the worst part of the job is, to which one vaginal artist responded: "Being confined, being cooped up. I have to be here 24 hours a day." Yeah. The hours suck.