Why Wouldn't Ashley Olsen Wear a Mask?

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Posted on Oct 27, 2008 @ 04:07PM  
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So many possible explanations for Ashley Olsen emerging from a club with a mask on:
• She has that Winehouse face fungus.
• She doesn't know we all use hair greasiness, stench, and degree of bag-lady clothing style to tell her apart from Mary-Kate.
• She's recently discovered the hidden meaning in Vanilla Sky.
• She's joined Scientology agitators Anonymous.

Your suggestions welcome here.

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