• The cock at 30 Rock: Turns out NBC Universal CEO Jeff Zucker is as talentless and unpleasant in front of the camera as he is when he's making decisions behind it.

• Seoul providers: Korean investors are fronting $4 million—nearly half the cost—to stage a Dreamgirls Broadway revival in Seoul. American investors are footing the rest in order to ensure the revival stays far from American shores as long as possible.

• Things besides Scientology: After having implanted a LoJack in his wife, Tom Cruise is letting Katie Holmes pursue other passions, like starring in a Broadway production of an Arthur Miller play. We also hear Dreamgirls is hiring.

• New recruit: ...Which is all good and well, as Cruise has seduced Pete Doherty into the religion all the same; not quite David Beckham, but it's a start.

• Go get 'em, tiger: Those two bros who got mauled by the tiger and went from heroes to drunken, high zeroes in one swipe of razor-sharp journalistic discovery are suing the San Francisco Zoo for their massive, bloody hangover.