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Beckhams Going Beck To England? (Ha Ha, Get It?)

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HOW MANY CAPTIONS MUST I COME UP WITH FOR THESE TALENTLESS SUCKS? Beckhams (Photo: Getty Images)
Xenu will be sad: Rumors that David and Victoria Beckham may be moving their family back to England after his failed stint with the LA Galaxy are growing stronger.

The waterboarding is going great!: The Pentagon announced that it is developing, but not yet implementing, a program that will allow some prisoners at Guantanamo Bay to call home. Prisoners would get two phone calls a year.

Don't tell PETA: Lance Mackey won his second straight Iditarod with a dog team plagued by diarrhea and infighting, much like the New York Knicks. Except they don't win. Or have diarrhea. As far as we know.

No Paris this springtime: The Euro hit a lifetime high of $1.5515, casting doubt on the Fed's hope for a greenback rally and crushing our hopes that the European tourist invasion would end somewhat soon.

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It's funny that whoever wrote that msnbc thing had to type the name of her "denim company" as dVb....ok..lowercase, uppercase, lowercase...I've got it now! I just changed the name of said company to whoever else is unfortunate to have to type the company name from dVb to (CAPS LOCK) #&$*&^)&(&^#()$_$&@$@#&@so get it right

Posted by: worst_1_yet on March 12, 2008 8:54 PM

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