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Hillary Responds to ... HOLY CRAP TWIN POLAR BEARS!

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DOUBLE YOUR PLEASURE Twins, mom, other cute fluffy things
Need a break from Governor Hobagger, the foreclosure crisis, and Hillary and Barack? Us too. OMG, more polar bears!!! Polar bear twins! The Czech Republic has matched Germany's two polar bear cubs with a pair of 4-month-old fluffers at a zoo in Brno. The twin's mother, Cora, appears to be "devotedly caring for them," showing no signs of deadly polar bear postpartum depression. She hasn't even eaten them yet! Cora and the two cubs were allowed outside to play and greet visitors for the first time on Tuesday. The two haven't yet been named, making them far less lucrative than their already-copyrighted cohorts, Flocke and Wilbaer, and the original cash bear, Knut. Sadly, that begs the question: Should a nation that can't effectively monetize its polar bears really be part of the EU?

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