This video of a man said to be Nicole Kidman's bodyguard going into a Wolverine-style shitfit all over the Eurohead of the Flynet pap who pursued him gives me an idea. Rather than discourage this sort of behavior, let's encourage it. Bring on the full-on paps vs. celebrity staff war! Beatings! Choke-outs! Camera-tossing! French-accented mancrying! Then when the thing just deteriorates into a giant, nonstop riot in the middle of the gold-paved Hollywood streets involving hired starmuscle and hired button pushers from celebrity photo agencies, the courts and lawmakers will have no choice but to outlaw celebrity stalking. Or celebrities. Either way. [Vid via Gawker]

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