Is a Lindsay Lohan sex tape about to see daylight? (Something, incidentally, Lindsay herself hasn't done in ages.) The Sun (UK) says yes. But how should we feel about it? As someone who considers the actress genuinely talented but troubled, I'm hoping for her sake that it isn't true; it would just be another downward step on her tragic spiral of shame. On the other hand, as the Executive Editor of a website dedicated to pop, politics, scandal, and style, my first reaction was to shout, "Oh yeah, motherfucker, BRING IT ON." You can ask anyone in the office. I also pumped my fists a couple of times. Sad, really.

Anyway, Lohan claims not to remember making the film, which is also true of Georgia Rule, Herbie: Fully Loaded and pretty much everything else she's done in the last two years. Ba-dump-bump.