THIS IS NOT LINDSAY LOHAN BLOWING A DUDE Regular, Non-Celebrity Blowjob

Sad news from Hollyscoop: "So it turns out that the Lindsay Lohan "sex tape" photo that was making its rounds was a complete fake. It was some other bleached blonde chick doing the nasty. The rumor was that her ex Calum Best had videotaped her going down on him with his camera phone and sent the clip to his friends. But it turns out the entire story was bogus."

We'll admit it, we're a little upset about this. But a tiny part of us wants to believe that somewhere—maybe even right now—the talented Ms. Lohan is having sex with someone, on camera, and one day that person, in a fit of boredom or desperation, will put that sex tape on the Internet for everyone to enjoy. It's a slim hope, but sometimes hope is all you have. Particularly if you're audacious.

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