Knut Hungers for Human Flesh

MOMMY, CAN I PET THE ... OH SWEET BABY JESUS! Unbridled cuteness (Photo: Dailymail.co.uk)

Remember Knut? That cuddly wuddly wittle polar bear with nearly as much media heat as Britney Spears? A year later, he's a bitter 308-pound, $10M cash cow for the Berlin zoo who craves the satisfying crunch of a fresh toddler. As nature intended. Flocke, Wilbaer (and Jamie Lynn Spears), this is your future. [Daily Mail]

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