JAZZ HANDS Federline

If Will Ferrell and Nicole Richie can headline on Broadway, so too can chubby dad Kevin Federline. At least, that's what the producers of Legally Blonde are telling themselves. According to Weekly the rapper/actor/spermsman is in talks to make a September debut in the Tony-nominated musical, though a rep for the show says nothing is scheduled "as of yet."

Considering Fed-Ex's extensive acting experiences (30 seconds as a fry cook in a Burger King commercial, a lifetime as a streetwise black guy) and the theater world's increasing tendency to rely on middling celebs to sell tickets, his star turn on Broadway shouldn't come as too much of a surprise. You know what else shouldn't be surprising? If he totally sucks.

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