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The Time to Get High Is Nigh

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I'M ENGAGED OR SOMETHING! Moss (Photo: Getty Images)
Love is the drug: Kate Moss has announced her plans to wed Jamie Hince, guitarist for The Kills. The big announcement came after Kate emerged giggling and tipsy from a café in Amsterdam, though, so Pete Doherty shouldn't write a sad song just yet.

To err is human: Hillary Clinton has admitted she made a mistake with the magical realism version of a trip to Bosnia. "So I made a mistake. That happens," Hill sassed. "It proves I'm human, which you know, for some people, is a revelation."

Pack mentality: The paps are allegedly over chasing Britney and moving on to fresh meat Miley Cyrus. The South Park boys so called this one.

YES, THERE'S MORE: Chelsea Clinton's beeswax; Obama's newest relative; and circus bondage!

Mind your own: On the campaign trail for her mom, Chelsea Clinton responds to a question about Hill's handling of the Monica Lewinsky affair with the classic "None of your business."

Songs for soda: Dr. Pepper is trying to get Axl Rose to release Chinese Democracy, the album he's been working on for 17 years, by offering to give everyone in American a free can of soda when the album drops.

Family matters: First Dick Cheney, and now this. Apparently, Barack Obama is not just a distant cousin of the Vice President, he's also the tenth-cousin one-removed of President Bush. And, get this, Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie. And, oh dear god, does it really matter anymore?

Not so greatest show: A circus in Italy has taken immigrant slave labor to a new low, forcing a 19-year-old Bulgarian girl to perform in a tank full of piranhas while keeping her entire in bondage.

Face it: Can Priscilla Presley's face be saved? Probably not. Have a great Wednesday America.

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