'KNOW WHAT WHITE GUY I CAN'T STAND? THAT KEN STARR.' Clinton Talks To Wright

Oh no! Jeremiah Wright, Barack Obama's whitey-hating, America-cursing minister, once met with Bill Clinton. Even worse, they shook hands, which means Wright could have given Clinton racism. The photograph of President Clinton—who, in a shocking and suspicious move, was meeting with a bunch of religious figures during that whole Monica Lewinsky hummer scandal—and Wacky Reverend Conspiracy Theory was provided to the New York Times by the Obama campaign, in an attempt to show that even Hillary Clinton's husband was willing to hang out with the man who taught Barack how to hate. Or something. This campaign somehow just keeps getting stupider.

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