With Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad back from Paris, their perspectives on life totally changed and whatever (just like Vogue West Coast editor Lisa Love said would happen!), the third season of The Hills can really begin in earnest. And not a moment too soon! As great as it was watching Lauren take a pair of scissors to a $20,000 designer gown and summarily burn it with a curling iron, we certainly missed cameos from our favorite supporting bit players, Lo and Justin Bobby. (On a side note, imagine the comedic potential that would arise if those two started roaming around together from one crappy Los Angeles club to another? They'd totally be the reality show equivalent of Rosencrantz & Guildenstern!) Anyway, with Paris but an afterthought, we figured now is as good a time as ever to expand our patented Hills Drinking Game:

Drink whenever:

Whitney mentions that she's just working in fashion PR so can eventually pursue her life-long dream of becoming a stylist.

Either Whitney or Audrina remind Lauren that Brody Jenner has this hot new girlfriend.

Spencer makes a calculated attempt to win back Heidi. (Drink twice if a shouting match ensues.)

Heidi counters by saying that she just needs "space."

Stephanie Pratt makes a friendly overture towards Audrina despite her brother's requests to the contrary, perhaps because before all is said and done she might show herself to be the most manipulative character on the entire show.