DELIRIUM CLEMENS Anthony, Roger

Anthony Weiner is fed up with this fuss over Roger Clemens lying to Congress, what with so many other more important things going on in the world. And being a congressman himself, he's not just going to sit around and do nothing about it. Ergo this thoughtful letter telling the FBI to not waste one precious moment investigating whether Clemens perjured himself before Congress. Though the note appears to have been written by a staffer in about 30 seconds for the sole purpose of justifying a press release and phone call to the Daily News, Weiner's point is succinctly made: "Whether or not Roger Clemens may have committed perjury should not compete with real national security threats for the FBI's time, attention, and resources."

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