On Friday night's Larry King Live, pundits addressed the day's most pressing question: Can I, as a woman, support Barack Obama for the Democratic presidential nomination and still keep my vagina? Arguing with former ABC anchor Carol Simpson, Obama supporter and progressive radio talker Stephanie Miller exclaimed, "I'm a woman. I don't want to turn in my vajayjay for not supporting Hillary Clinton. I just think that she just can't win."

Yet, female viewers should note that while not voting for Hillary doesn't require that you turn in your genitalia, repeated use of the word "vajayjay" may result in your vagina being confiscated. Girl to girl, if you're referring to your nether regions as a "vajayjay," you should turn off Oprah and Grey's Anatomy, hit the happy hour scene, and get yourself laid.

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