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• Double launch: Never one to stay out of the spotlight, Hills girl Heidi Montag is launching her own clothing line, just like ex-friend Lauren Conrad did last fall. The name of her fashion line in waiting? Heidi Wood. The joke is so obvious, it seems cheap to make it.

• Never-ending story: Obama fanboy and libertarian blogger Andrew Sullivan calls the Clintons "zombies" in "a horror film that never ends."

• Pissing it away: An AP investigation finds all kinds of exciting pharmaceuticals (mood stabilizers! sex hormones! anti-convulsants!) in the drinking water of more than 41 million Americans.

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