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WRITING WRONGS Bartiromo • Predatory produce: As if young American fatties weren't already fearful enough of fruits and vegetables, there's an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes remake in the works. • Granny got ganja: The 69-year-old actress who played Mary Anne on Gilligan's Island is busted for driving around with a backseat full of Mary Jane. • Consider this his Obama endorsement: Hammerpanted funnyman Sinbad says presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton's near-death experience in bullet-riddled Bosnia is bullshit. • What a steal: What better way to advertise your failing hedge fund than to buy an ad spot on the cutting edge Fox Business Network? Especially now that it's so affordable. • Micro machines: Scientists have created a tiny chemical brain that can follow orders and command swarms of nano-machines. Delete "follow orders" from that sentence, add in a dash of Keanu, and you got yourself a Matrix prequel.
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