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• Light blue: The color of choice for screwed-over first ladies everywhere.

• Heath, haunting: In a video hitting the Internet, Heath Ledger channels fellow overdoser Nick Drake.

• On the market: Former fatty and View host Star Jones has decided to lose more unnecessary weight: her husband, Al Reynolds.

• Great balls of fire: George Clooney tells Esquire that he didn't get plastic surgery on his face, but got his nuts ironed to get the wrinkles out. Beat that, Fabio!

• Come one, come all: Jack-of-all-entertainment
trades Justin Timberlake is slated to produce a NBC show along the lines of The Bachelor called My Problem with Women.

• Time-Warner's checkbook journalism, con't.: Gossip site TMZ paid $165k for audiotape of O.J. Simpson's Vegas altercation.