It was only a matter of time before one of the gals from The Hills appeared naked in some capacity for your viewing pleasure, but we always assumed it would have been in the form of the rumored Lauren Conrad sex tape, or at least pics of Heidi Montag hacked from her Sidekick. We assumed wrong! It seems resident dimwit Audrina Patridge aspired to be famous by taking her clothes off for Playboy long before she aspired to be famous by staring vacantly at an MTV camera.

WWTDD has the pics, which were taken right after Patridge graduated from high school. "I was young and very trusting of others and I didn't know to protect myself. It is a lesson learned, for myself, and hopefully for the young girls who look up to me," Patridge says of the photos. Lesson learned: Going topless is always the most effective way to raise your profile before appearing in the third season of a highly-rated reality show.