DON'T ASK WHERE THESE FINGERS HAVE BEEN Dupré

Spitzer-licker Ashley Alexandra Dupré has another career option in case her rap video and singing career don't pan out: a return to whoredom. Dennis Hof, owner of Nevada's Bunny Ranch—that's the legal brothel immortalized in HBO's Cathouse—says he's prepared to offer Dupré $250,000 to do what she does best: fuck people for money. (The Bunny Ranch, you'll recall, is where reformed Hollywood madame Heidi Fleiss said Spitzer should have gone in the first place.)

A return to the world's oldest profession may not be a bad thing for Dupré given the confusion surrounding just how much money she stands to make as a (musical) performer. We initially reported that her two debut singles had been downloaded a total of 2 million times based on an estimate provided by this site, but the actual number now appears to be in the hundreds of thousands. (She makes 69 cents a download). The Penthouse and $1 million Hustler offers, however, still stand.

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