Andreia Schwartz, a former Brazilian model who ran a $1,000-an-hour ho-ring out of her Manhattan apartment in '06, says Eliot Spitzer liked to watch others do it. And, she says, he hired models from her service as escorts (presumably for his penis). Spitzer's camp called the claims "completely outrageous fabrications." Authorities held up Schwartz's deportation, allegedly for a week, sticking her in a solitary cell on Rikers Island and offering witness protection to her if she snitched on cops or other elected officials who used her service or if she offered details on Governor Hobagger. Schwartz plans to write a tell-all story and pose for Playboy. Until her pictures turn up free on the Web or something.