• It was just her imagination: After reporting that she'd had to land "under sniper fire" and "run with her head down to get to the vehicle" on a trip to Bosnia in 1996, CBS video surfaces showing that Hillary Clinton might have been exaggerating just a bit. Or a lot.

• No apologies: James Carville made no apologies on CNN Monday for his "Bill Richardson-Judas" comparison. "I doubt if Governor Richardson and I will be particularly close in the future," the Clinton buddy said—because he's sassy like that. Other Clinton staffers have made efforts to distance themselves from Carville's spicy cajun sauce.

DAMN! THERE'S MORE?: Paul McCartney's secret message; the only first lady you want to see naked; and will someone please explain the rules of racism to Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Thanks!

• Please explain: Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Whoopi Goldberg get all hot and bothered talking race relations. Elisabeth has asked that someone please "write [her] the rules on racism." Sigh, maybe, but not such a bad idea.

• Sell out: Paul McCartney fans are claiming that Macca's new album is all about Heather Mills. The title of the sixth track, "Mister Bellamy," is apparently an anagram for "Mills betray me."

• Ooh la la: A nude portrait of French first lady Carla Bruni will be auctioned off at Christie's next month. The photo was taken by noted photographer Michel Comte in 1993. See the art here.

• Hey, unsexy: We refrained from getting into this last week, but dear god, Sarah Jessica Parker is still getting publicity for speaking out against Maxim labeling her the "Unsexiest Woman Alive." Girl, it sucks and all, but it's a bit grating to hear you keep talking about it now that you have a movie coming out, instead of last October when the nasty label was actually applied.