• Decide for yourself: Democratic National Committee Chairman Howard Dean tells bad early-primary children Michigan and Florida it's up to them how they handle their delegate debacles. Dean: "The rules, which were agreed to by the full DNC including representatives from Florida and Michigan over 18 months ago, allow for two options. First, either state can choose to resubmit a plan and run a party process to select delegates to the convention; second, they can wait until this summer and appeal to the Convention Credentials Committee."

• Homecoming dance: Prince Harry's recall from Afghanistan has a happy ending, as his hottie ex Chelsy Davy falls back into his battle-weary arms.

• Boom town: A small, injury-free explosion rocked New York's Times Square early this morning, damaging a military recruiting center. The blast was the result of a small explosive device tossed at the recruitment center, which is often the target of anti-war protests.

YES, THERE'S MORE: Brit's still daddy's girl; billionaires abound; and the emerging black face trend!

• Daddy's girl: A Los Angeles court commissioner ruled Wednesday that Britney Spears's papa will retain control of her affairs for another five months.

• City of money men: Moscow takes the title of "city with the most billionaires" from New York City. 74 billionaires are currently living in the Russian city, compared with 71 in New York.

• Billionaire buddies: In other rich dude news, Warren Buffet has unseated Bill Gates as the wealthiest man in the world.

• Black comedy: Robert Downey, Jr., joins Fred Armisen as the latest white actor to play a black man for the sake of satire.

• Mentally fit: The House passed a bill on Wednesday requiring group health plans to provide better mental health coverage. "Illness of the brain must be treated just like illness anywhere else in the body," said Speaker and Tim Gunn fave Nancy Pelosi.

• Sad song: A New York pub owner has banned the Irish standard "Danny Boy" from playing in his bar for the month of March. "St. Patrick's Day is supposed to be a happy day," says the bar man, "Do we have to sing a song that says, 'Come and visit me when I'm dead'?"