Is 90 Day Jane really going to kill herself in 83 days? Or is she the latest in an ever-lengthening line of Internet Attention Whores—a kind of LonelyGirl15 with a razor poised over her wrist? (See slightly salacious video above of Day 86.)

Allow us to be early in suggesting that 90 Day Jane may be a viral marketing scheme for some amateur auteur's inspiration, that there may be a little evidence to indicate that she's simply a depressed and lonely twenty-something wage slave who finally figured out a way to really get someone to hear her. It's probably secretly sponsored by Zoloft. (Later, we'll also be early in apologizing.)

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