OMG we cannot wait for the rest of the third season of MTV scripted reality(ish)-based show The Hills. Things we can look forward to, based on the preview above: Lauren Conrad reacting to the news that star-crossed lover Brody Jenner has a new girlfriend by embarking on a fling with a motorcycle-driving, wine-swilling, cliché-spouting ("Lauren, have you seen the Eiffel Tower?") Frenchman; preternaturally bland Whitney Port leaving the coddled embrace of Teen Vogue for a job with fashion PR guru Kelly Cutrone; preternaturally dumb Audrina getting back in the saddle with Justin-Bobby; more infighting from "America's Couple," Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag; and the rise of female Pratt sibling Stephanie, who may be that rare breed of human who is more manipulative than her brother. March 24 seriously cannot get here any faster.

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