|
< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence The Droopy-Crotched Revolution!
FOR EASY ACCESS, BABY Droopy sensation Unfortunately due to the inevitable "fashion emergency," the show started nearly an hour late after a model had "an accident" backstage. When the show did get started, it was sadly without Gossip Boy Chace Crawford, whose life-altering presence had been held out as a carrot to tabloid reporters desperate to know if the romance was indeed "over" with Carrie Underwood. Thanks to the fashion casualty we may never have the answer to that pressing matter, but at least now we won't do a double take when we see a hipster whose crotch is somewhere around his knees.
Be the first to respond. Post your comment below. Advertisement |
![]() |
|
||