Sure, Yale boasts elite alumni such as both Clintons, George W. Bush, and Dick Cheney (didn't graduate), but what of its students stroke?

Sex Week at Yale, Feb. 11-18, promises to lend a gentle hand to a school where "many students still haven't figured out how to ask someone on a date," according to a press release sent out by Vivid on behalf of the Sex Week at Yale student committee. Vivid girls Monique Alexander and Savanna Samson, plus Ron "Hedgehog" Jeremy will attend seminars. Also on hand: rodent-like velvet hatsmith and pickup artist Mystery.

In a recent article in the Yale Herald, Sex Week organizer Eric Jay Rubenstein said, "The point of Sex Week is to challenge students to think critically about sex and sexuality by exposing them to a diversity of programs on the subject." And, obviously, double penetration.