In honor of Super Tuesday, Funny or Die—the comedy site helmed by Will Ferrell that recently received a $15 million cash infusion on the back of a video featuring a cute toddler playing a landlord—brings you "Porn Star Politics," in which a bevy of scantily clad adult stars riff on who they plan on voting for today. One justifies her vote for Hillary Clinton by noting, "She was actually the one running the country .... how many years ago? So, it's, like, she did it then, she can do it now."

Support for Barack Obama is a little less enthusiastic. Says another, "Isn't there a mixed white-black guy? Where's he from? He's not American."

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