SOUND OF NO HANDS CLAPPING Leno

It just keeps getting worse. Jay Leno is still filling his show's segments with assorted wild animals, and people for some reason continue to watch. This week, a big brown bear ate a marshmallow from Jay's mouth! It's true! As if that weren't enough, Jay also sat down with—tah-dah!—Tom Green, who mentioned that Norm MacDonald recently visited his show! You can't make this stuff up. Jay then acted like a rejected high school cheerleader and was, like, "Norm wouldn't come on my show because of the strike." Sigh. Seriously, there's enough shit bringing you down out there that you shouldn't have to deal with Leno's many, many sadnesses. Do yourself a favor, go to bed early.

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