SUCCULENT MORSELS Stone, Archive Cadbury campaign

In her struggling bid to remain relevant in the beehived shadow of certain other, more talented British soul divas, Joss Stone has picked up another advertising campaign. She'll appear as the Cadbury "Flake Girl" in a new series of ads for the chocolatiers.

Cadbury's long upheld the racy, phallis-devouring tradition over its 40 year tradition of Flake Girls. (See our favorite, from 1969, here.) But Stone's, set to begin airing in the UK next month, will be decidedly tamer. "It's OK to be sexual," Stone says, "but I just don't want to do that." Cool. Then can we get an update when Winehouse scores a candy-selling gig?

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