Few things excite the monkeys who pound out headlines on tiny typewriters like the chance to be pun-ny. And few opportunities present themselves better than the weekly box-office returns. This time around was no exception, as Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson's Boflex-infomercial- disguised-as-rom-com, Fool's Gold, finished the weekend atop the list.

The result: a goldmine filled with pyrite ...

"Fool Pans Box Office Gold"—Variety

"Fool's Gold outshines all competitors at box office"—Edmonton Journal

"Crowds go for Gold"—The Gazette

"Moviegoers fall for Fool's Gold"—LA Times

"Fool's Gold Proves Golden"—Miami Herald

"Fool's Gold Earns Real Money"—New York Times

"Fool's Gold the real thing at box office"—Prince George Citizen

"Fool's Gold tops treasure heap"—St. Paul Pioneer Press

"Fool's Gold a real treasure"—UPI

"Fool's Gold Is Real At the Box Offices"—Wall Street Journal