Headlining Fools Love Them Some Gold

GOLD SUBSTANDARD McConaughey, Hudson

Few things excite the monkeys who pound out headlines on tiny typewriters like the chance to be pun-ny. And few opportunities present themselves better than the weekly box-office returns. This time around was no exception, as Matthew McConaughey and Kate Hudson's Boflex-infomercial- disguised-as-rom-com, Fool's Gold, finished the weekend atop the list.

The result: a goldmine filled with pyrite ...

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