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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Frank Moore Still Running For President
Moore Moore says his candidacy "might be the best performance I have ever done" and that his edgier erotic artistry "doesn't come up" with prospective voters. He acknowledges, however, that the campaign has not been without its challenges; he's had to fight through a morass of Byzantine state election laws which "makes it almost impossible to qualify" as a fully legitimate presidential candidate. What's more, he's had almost no coverage from the U.S. media, which is a little bit surprising when you consider his incredible campaign gear and the fact that he's selected an expert on female ejaculation as his running mate. Moore gave the VP nod to renowned sexologist Dr. Susan Block (very NSFW!!) "because of her powerful intellect that allows her to run deep with the concepts we are representing," though he admits that "of course her sexiness and humor oil the gears!" When asked if his teaming up with Block makes his ticket an even sexier presidential team than the current White House duo, Moore responded: "Are you suggesting Bush and Cheney have played together? Suzy and I have!" Ooh la la! Moore has also reached out to his fellow candidates, inviting them all "to get together with me on my show to explore the real issues!" And from what we've heard about his show on Berkeley public access, we think that, yes, this is something we would very much like to see. Advertisement |
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