• Homecoming: Concerned that the prince will become a "high-value" target, the British Defense Ministry says it will bring Harry home from Afghanistan after news of his service was leaked to "the world's most powerful journalist."

• Hang time: The Iraqi presidential council gives the go-ahead for the execution of Saddam Hussein's cousin, "Chemical Ali" Hassan al-Majid, for his role in mass killings against the Kurds.

• Baby bills: New mommy J-Lo is said to have spent $1.4 million on the birth of her twins. The costs stem from a luxurious private room, a multitude of private doctors, and on-the-hour psychotherapy for consistently forgotten about hubby Marc Anthony.

WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Tom Brady preps for a panty party; the year's worst nude scenes; and Britain's cocaine-rich shores!

• Inspired by Beckham: Footballer, Gisele-banger, and SmartWater-shiller Tom Brady is in talks to model underwear for Calvin Klein.

• Sticking it to the big screen: Today in Hillary publicly insulting Barack Obama: she calls him a "blank screen." Yeah, take that.

• Nudie pics: Philip Seymour Hoffman and Patrick Dempsey are among those honored on Paper magazine's "10 Worst Nude Film Scenes" list.

• Powdery white beaches: Packages of Colombian cocaine worth more than £7 million of have washed up on British shores in recent weeks. "I always thought the day would come when we would find something extraordinary but I expected an exotic crustacean or turtle, not millions of pounds of cocaine," said one wildlife researcher of the recent findings.