PROUD PAPA Slash

When you're Slash's kid, the view from your crib is more likely to include dangling groupie flapjacks than Yo Gabba Gabba mobiles. So it follows that Cash, the older of Slash's two boys, already has the swagger of your average Sunset Strip skeezeball.

"You can't get past me unless you take off your clothes—you're hot!" the three-year-old allegedly told his babysitter, according to e-mail newsletter Popbitch. "And when she went to kiss the boys goodnight he told her he wanted to stick his tongue down her throat." Later, when Cash started fighting in bed with his older brother, London, he was overheard crying, "You've hurt my balls again." Reportedly, the night was the babysitter's last.

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