Hunky baller Tom Brady joins the Jennifer Aniston ranks this month in a series of new ads for Glacéau SmartWater—that overpriced nectar tailor-made for overpaid Hollywood shills. The thought alone of this well-hydrated, well-compensated Brady must have super model lady-love Gisele Bundchen glistening in her Secret areas.

Brady reportedly received $3 million for the water-drinking work, which should handily pad his NFL-player coffers and keep both ex Bridget Moynihan and their baby happy, while still leaving him some extra cash to take his current girlfriend to St. Barts following a likely Super Bowl victory (and perhaps float Miss Everything a linebacker-size engagement setup?).

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