What started as a fun online game has become a reality: In the video above, a peer of idiotic Aussie teen Corey Delaney decides he's had enough of the party icon and proceeds to smack him upside the head. We can't tell if he's wearing his trademark yellow glasses—the footage, taken with a cell-phone camera, is a bit grainy, and his floppy blond hair mostly covers his face—but we see enough to know that Corey is better at throwing parties than he is at throwing down. The best part: The sinister, To Catch a Predator–style music that producers for Australia's A Current Affair use to score the fight.

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