The Chicago Tribunereports that Fox Business Network is "averaging 8,000 viewers over its first eight weeks, with 6,000 viewers in the business day and 15,000 viewers in prime-time. That's dwarfed by CNBC, which, in that same span, averaged 265,000 viewers." FBN boosters note that the network is only available on a limited number of cable carriers, but once viewers realize that the channel's anchors look like they stepped off of the set of an adult film, they'll be gagging for more.