RE-RACKED Simpson, Bilson
No, you're not seeing double—you're seeing four classic American breasts. Perhaps feeling that enough time had elapsed since its June 2005 cover featuring Jessica Simpson's rack bedecked in Old Glory, GQ has gone back to the star-spangled banner for its current issue, featuring Rachel Bilson, who, an irate tipster points out, "is not a cover girl, period." Whether this is a tribute, an homage, or a simple lack of fresh ideas, we congratulate the magazine for running it up the flagpole and once again getting us to salute.

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