STUFFED? On the runway

Are you a flat-chested woman looking to make a little scratch on the side in Britain? The high-risk, high-reward field of drug trafficking just may be for you! Customs officials on the other side of the Pond are on the lookout for curvy drug mules after customs officers arrested a woman for attempting to smuggle £50,000 worth of cocaine in concealed pouches built into her bra. Criminals are now being said to favor "tall, flat-chested women who don't arouse [Ed: heh] suspicion when they have fuller figures." And who said having small breasts put you at a disadvantage when applying for jobs?

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