Corey Delaney, the insouciant Aussie with abs of steel and a knack for throwing a raging kegger, has finally found his calling: According to his agent (yes, he has one now), young Delaney has decided to abandon his lifelong goal of being a carpenter and pursue a career as a DJ and party-thrower. "He did a great party in the wrong place. We're going to put on a great party in the right place," says the agent, Max Markson. Keep livin' the dream, bro!