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< BACK TO Fresh Intelligence Corey Worthington Goes to Jail
For those of you too busy thinking of ways Corey is the new Diamond David Lee Roth to be on constant Corey Watch, an update: • Googling "Corey Worthington" yields 3,620 results. Googling "Corey Delaney" yields 9,010 results. "Corey Worthington Delaney"? 190 results. So, naturally, that's the one we'll go with. Covers all the bases, you know. • In a bizarre and troubling turn of events, Corey was arrested yesterday, questioned by the police and then set free. The troubling part is that according to the Australian, Corey was charged with creating a public nuisance and producing child pornography. We're assuming this means taking pics of 16-year-old boobies rather than six-year olds, but with Corey you never know. • More troubling than the child porn charges is Corey's inability to get himself a Wikipedia page out of this whole fracas. Like fellow "It" kid Arden Wohl, Corey's article was nominated for deletion and won. • The yellow shades are becoming an Internet meme. That was fast. • If you happened to catch Corey on the Opie and Anthony radio show the other day, ask yourself a question: What are you doing listening to Opie and Anthony? Then ask yourself if that was the real yellow-shaded babe? It wasn't. It was all a hoax perpetrated by a couple of Australian kids who think Corey is a total wanker. Hey! I knew that must have been a hoax on O&A! They are real dopes! They rip everything off from Stern anyway. Well gotta go tie a bandana around my car now. Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnger Longer! Posted by: louis oneal on January 16, 2008 6:13 PM You don't go to CNN or FOX News for poopy jokes, so why are you going to O&A for facts? Maybe you should pick up a copy of "Monster Rain" or "Happy Endings" to really understand the Opie & Anthony Show Posted by: Sumpter from Redstone on January 16, 2008 8:46 PM Adam K. Raymond is a silly goose.........and should be pink socked GREGGORIO!!!! Posted by: berno317 on January 17, 2008 4:07 AM Cindy Sheehan, Anthony, and bloated Gollum glom onto viral videos and try to siphon their 15 minutes. They got hooossssed!!!! Go back to the Pedo and AIDS jokes, those are fresh. We get it, you're shock jocks ... oooh cringy. Posted by: firestation on January 17, 2008 9:15 AM Advertisement Oh firestation, tee hee. So witty! I love people who criticise and attack O&A, yet seem to listen to them enough that they have the material to make those criticisms. Keep listening sir! Posted by: Frunkus on January 18, 2008 3:53 PM Wow I have never even heard of this dumb magazine. Bash O and A? Interesting approach, other people should take a note from you all! I think Adam might be a bit upset that he writes hack articles in this silly magazine instead of having a successful job like the boys... Oh and I asked myself why I listen to O and A and came up with this one reason...I dont just like them, I LOOOOVE THEM! Then I asked myself why I read this whole article, and I farted...... Posted by: JoeFromMichigan on January 18, 2008 9:21 PM Wow I have never even heard of this dumb magazine. Bash O and A? Interesting approach, other people should take a note from you all! I think Adam might be a bit upset that he writes hack articles in this silly magazine instead of having a successful job like the boys... Oh and I asked myself why I listen to O and A and came up with this one reason...I dont just like them, I LOOOOVE THEM! Then I asked myself why I read this whole article, and I farted...... Posted by: JoeFromMichigan on January 18, 2008 9:22 PM ********************************************************
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