BLIND LEADING THE INSANE Spears, Ghalib

• Kiss kiss bang bang: Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib get back together, enjoy a nice dinner on the town, then run down a motorbike. You know, just a typical night—minus the cops, a judge, flagrant drug and/or alcohol abuse, and confiscated babies.

• Engaging: Carla Bruni quashes rumors that she and French Big Cheese Nicolas Sarkozy are already married, but strongly suggests that nuptials are imminent.

• Tally, Ho: According to a new study, President George Bush's administration told the public precisely 935 false statements in the run-up to the War in Iraq.

• On the rag: Prudish southern gal and Jake Gyllenhaal bagger Reese Witherspoon gets high and bitchy in UK Glamour. "If [actresses] take their clothes off, they objectify themselves," Reese told the rag. "I am flabbergasted by how many legitimate actresses do it." This from a girl who got her big break in Fear.

• Kinky: Stumper Bill Clinton tells a South Carolina crowd, "I know you think it's crazy, but I kind of like to see Barack and Hillary fight. They're flesh and blood people ... let them have it." And we thought we were the only ones that detected an odd sexual tension between the two front-runners.

• Photo Prozac: Buck up kiddo—enjoy this Cheesiest Moments slideshow of Heidi and Spencer.

• Casting Oliver Stone's Bush Biopic
• Heath Ledger's Death Tied to the Most Depressing Day of the Year

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