SLEIGH, WEDDING BELLS OK cover

Another mid-week holiday wreaks havoc on the weeklies. The result: In Touch and Us go the diet cover route (with every American vowing to drop 20 lbs. in the first 10 minutes '08, there's a higher tolerance for Carrie Underwood keeping a food diary) and Star runs 16 pages of celebs in funny clothes and fashions a "Before They Had Stylists" story.

Pretty much the only thing that happened was that sort of A-list-though-she-could-never- carry-a-cover-alone actress Katherine Heigl married Josh Kelley (a musician no one has ever heard of) and misanthropic baby Shiloh Jolie-Pitt emerged from hiding/recovered from a nasty ear infection. Was the trouble a product of dirty, neglected ear canals? Who's to say?

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