You know that wacky Tom Cruise commercial for Scientology that was floating around the Internet and was then promptly removed from the Internet? That's it up there. It's about nine minutes long, but it'll be the weirdest nine minutes of video you watch this week—and that totally includes the American Idol premiere tomorrow.

UPDATE: Well, it was fun while it lasted, but for some bizarre reason, those videos never stay up.

UPDATE II: Well, it's fun again. Video can once again be found above.