Below, excerpts from New York Cassanova Paul Janka's 17-page book proposal, which he tried and failed to shop to publishers in 2005. You already knew he was a pervert. Turns out his tactics borrow heavily from the date rape handbook!

"Tell the bartender how it is— she works for you for the two hours or so you'll be there. I tell them I don't drink but that I am meeting a lady, and that I don't want her to feel uncomfortable so could they please bring me seltzer waters, in a high-ball glass, with a lime. And call it a Tom Collins. Or a Gin and Tonic if you prefer. Never leave your drink, and don't let the girl sip it— she will freak out, I guarantee you. If you go to the bathroom, take it with you. When done, take both her glass and yours to the bar and give them to the bartender. Also, I find that drinking 2 or 3 seltzers on top of the meal I ate an hour before (solo or with a buddy) can be a challenge; I usually tell the bartender to make mine almost entirely ice; hers, little ice and stiff."

Other tips that will get you laid, and perhaps charged with a sex crime in a court of law, after the jump ...

• "What I write here is what I've found to work and what I do in my own life. None of this material is hypothetical. I just had sex with my 100th woman [Ed: Such a special moment for anyone]; I should have made a T-shirt for her. I keep a spreadsheet of these girls, just as a record, with an 'X' if they let me bang them in the ass."

• "One good exercise is to pass patio restaurants on a summer night, and notice how many women are eating with other women (especially in NYC). You think they want to be eating with their complaining, whining friend, who is depressed and with whom they have to split the bill? Of course not! They'd jump at the opportunity to be with a guy, so ask them out and then bang the shit out of them!"

• "Pick-up girls midweek in the middle of the day while they are walking around. Do not attempt to hustle girls on a weekend night when you are competing with every other Dick. Little secret: the hottest ones are the easiest to fuck. Why? Because they are most confident, and don't guard their pussy like it's their only asset. That's my true experience."

• "Walking by a girl, or past a table where she's eating, whatever, I usually try to make eye contact, and if she notices me, I acknowledge by saying, 'I want to say hi, because I noticed we made eye contact, and this is New York and if you don't take advantage of moments like these they tend to just pass, blah, blah, etc.'"

• "I generally have two looks—downtown and sexy or uptown, successful and slick. Girls respond to both, perhaps for difference reasons. My downtown look is (and keep in mind this is Manhattan, fashion capital) a pair of Helmut Lang faded jeans, black Kenneth Cole belt, Timberland Chelsea boots (good for winter, too) and a tight-fitting Dolce & Gabbana black t-shirt. Uptown is a solid blue Zegna spread collar shirt (no tie), navy Armani black-label suit, and Ferragamo Daniely shoes. Every guy has his particulars; I find these two outfits cover the bases."

• "I have a few preferences and tricks that my running mates share. One is the scruff factor: In general guys look sexier with a couple days growth. Job permitting, let it grow. It's better for your skin, and most women like the look. With clothes you have many options. One general rule is that shoes are important; They tell a man's social class, I've heard."

• "Luck favors the laconic. Until you've had sex with a woman, it's my experience that less talking is better."

• "Conversation—What the Hell do I talk about as this Girl gets Liquored-Up? As little as possible, is the answer. At least about yourself. Guys are notorious for blabbing on and on about themselves when out for the first time with a girl. Girls have different brains than we do and follow different cues; talking about your job may seem interesting, and the part about you being "employed" is, but frankly, women don't give a shit about that."

• "Bring the drinks back (it's best to order at the bar while she's sitting on the couch so she can't hear the conversation) and do a nice little toast, making strong eye contact when the glasses clink. Avoid giving orders to the waitress out loud because she may here you say 'Tom Collins' and respond, 'I thought you were drinking seltzer' or something worse."

• "Most men have a better side, or think they do. Mine is to my left; I think my profile on that side is better-looking. Choose a side and play it. In general, because like my left better, I like to have the girl sit to my left. That way, I come from a point of strength."

• "So here's where leverage (as my finance buddies like to say) comes in: group messaging. I was saying earlier how it's a market, and it is. Well, any Wall Street trader will talk to you about testing the market to see what's out there—what the appetite is on a particular stock. Same thing with girls. Who knows how the bitchy, disinterested French girl you met last Friday afternoon on Madison Ave. is feeling today, Tuesday, at 3pm? Is she depressed, lonely, feeling ugly, unappreciated, far from family, etc. Perfect time foryou to drop in with an SMS. Here's what I do. I am usually sitting at my desk, doing a bit of tutoring and it's early afternoon, nothing going on tonight. My phone allows me to send bulk messages to up to 20 recipients so I go through the phone book and "Add" the first 20 number to my message. Then I compose a brief message, something like: 'What's up for tonight?' or 'Any news in your life?' or 'What are you doing?' or, my personal favorite because of its economy: 'Tonight?' I do this till my current pipeline is exhausted; recently that was at least four batches for about 80 girls, and then, with my phone on silent so as not to disturb others, I set it on my desk. The response is usually overwhelming."

• "Anything about how the two genders relate is ideal subject matter. This serves two purposes. It gives you a reservoir from which to draw because there is abundant material here and you can fill up an hour with Q&A fairly easily. Open-ended questions work best, such as, 'What do you think of dating in New York?' Put the bit in their mouth and they will take the reins. It's also great because if you direct the conversation by asking probing, but discreet questions, they will tell you if they're promiscuous, chaste, into blowjobs, etc. Asking why their last relationship ended is always a good springboard, and comments like 'having fun', 'dating', 'enjoying being single' are essentially euphemisms for unattached sex with mysterious men like you."

• "A standard timeline would be meeting, call or text the next day saying hi and setting the drink date for two days hence. Time between initial meeting and drink should never be more than 5 days; you should always try your best to fuck her after that first night, as well."

• "I've been experimenting with this part of the system. I guess it's the one area that's still a 'work-in-progress.' Knowing when to leave, or said another way, when to stay put and have another round, is crucial. Ultimately, it's a judgment call, but I've recently tried to see how soon I can pull it in the name of research and economy (another drink for her is $12 and for you another fucking glass of seltzer water)."

• "One last note on leaving the lounge, the last neutral public place for you both. I often say I know of a place where we can have another drink, and that I'm tired of this joint. They agree and ask 'where?' Here you should be vague, because she may want to map out the night along her blueprint, which may involve the following number of hummers: zero. Tell her it's a spot uptown and then walk out, hail a cab and pile in."

• "The six-minute ride from my favorite lounge to my apartment is a crucial testing period. If I have my hand in her panties and her mouth is around my cock, she passes the test. Everyone's happy. That isn't often the case. More usually, they're coming back to your place, a bit tipsy, and now would be a good time to test the physical boundaries a bit. Kissing, breast and crotch action is explored. Also, their willingness to put their hands on my alerted member is usually telling."

• "So I lead, opening the door into darkness, immediately grabbing a candle or two. These I light, place on either side of the generous leather chair, motioning to her to have a seat as I remove her coat. Coat hung in the closet, candles flickering laterally, she gets cozy in the leather. We are ensconced in a little globe of light, the outlines of my meager apartment hardly visible beyond. It's all yours from here..."

What are you waiting for, ladies? Facebook him for a non-drinking "drinking" date today!