THAT'S A WRAP Anderson, Salomon

According to court documents filed on Friday, former Baywatch star and Jane columnist Pamela Anderson has called it quits with former Paris Hilton night-vision pornographer Rick Salomon. The erstwhile couple has now been married a total of six times between them—to such skeezeball scene luminaries as Shannon Doherty, Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and the actress who voiced Babe the Pig in that adorable kids movie from the mid-'90s. The marriage, sealed in Vegas in October, lasted 72 days, which, if you think about it, is more than enough time for each of them to get fresh footage for new sex tapes.

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