HO-EY 101 Jamie Lynn OK! cover

Sixteen-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears—known in some circles as that one girl from Nickelodeon's Zoey 101 and in many, many others as that little slut sister of that little slut Britney—is with child! As in pregnant. And fear not you little pro-life lunatics! Young Jamie, according to OK! magazine, will be keeping her baby. Tuesday night, word of the white-trash Christmas miracle started coming in, and reports claim Jamie Lynn and mamma Lynne deliver all the sloppy details in this week's issue—out Wednesday. Sayeth Jamie's network: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being." The young father? Longtime paramour and fellow churchgoer Casey Aldridge—who is himself 19. [ONTD]

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