For those of you who don't watch the Today Show , Paul Janka is a Harvard-educated Mystery wannabe who wrote a book called How to Get Laid in New York, the crux of which is that girls will totally have sex with you if you treat them like shit, get them drunk, and refuse to buy them dinner. And guess what? His method works (see the full screen grab after the jump)! According to his Facebook profile, Janka friended nine people since his television appearance Monday, eight of whom are female. (The ninth could be a girl as well, but his/her name is "Alex" so we can't tell for sure). In short, Paul Janka's Facebook profile is just like Brody Jenner's iPhone!

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