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Naomi is Now a Model Journalist

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SCOOP Campbell
After scoring an interview with Venezuelan strongman Hugo Chavez for the October issue of British GQ, BlackBerry-hurling model Naomi Campbell has a second assignment lined up: apparently extant Cuban dictator Fidel Castro. "She'll come back with something because she always does," says the magazine's editor, Dylan Jones. "She also said she'll land [newly single French Prez Nicolas] Sarkozy in the New Year." By "land" we presume he means "interview," and not, you know, "bang."

She's way past her prime and was never able to make a succesful transition from model to actress or even model to trophy wife for that matter.

Her "politics" or activism is not motivated by any genuine, well thought beliefs but rather by what will generate publicity. Many years ago she was involved in the PETA campaign "I'd rather go naked than wear fur" until a lucrative offer was provided by a furrier.

Behind every extremist lies an opportunist.

I'm glad she finds the time to "champion" for the rights of the humble, poor and downtrodden when she's not too busy physically and verbally assaulting her immigrant maids.

Posted by: catherine b on December 22, 2007 6:27 PM

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